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Countered

A word used to describe some-one being countered at a game or in a fight (verbally, physically).

Examples:
1) 'Shit blud, you just got countered!'

2) Boy 1: 'Haha, your mum was good last night.'

Boy 2: 'Not what she said about your penis!'

Boy 3: 'Countered!'

3) 'I'm so 1337 I countered this fag with claymore on cod4!'
by harmes May 26, 2009
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Counterfit

Meaning dyslexic a person who cant spell counterfeit, it has an e
Are you counterfit
by Hoglord February 8, 2019
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Countermeasures

A) An opposing or retaliatory measure

B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.

C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3

D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.

E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff
A) "A resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current."

B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."

C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."

D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."

E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."
by iSick1e March 30, 2012
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Counterfuck

When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.
Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!
by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019
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counterterrorist

The same meaning as terrorist. Same thing, just from another point of view.
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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counterexist

1. To go against forced rules of modern day existence.

2. Not allowing ones thoughts or actions to be hindered by man-made rules.

3. To do whatever one wishes knowing he/she only has one life.

4. To the disregard of everything knowing the laws that abide for self-fulfillment.

5. Understanding that there is a limit of knowledge about life so you should just do whatever it is you want to do.

6. Thinking away from the "norm".
John didn't agree with the life that he was told to live by his parents or society. He counterexisted by doing that which made him happy.
by counterexist October 2, 2007
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Cunterfeit

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.
Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.
by anonymandias March 19, 2010
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