El conquistador

The one person in the world that you should never upset.

Dude don't look at El conquistador he will ruin you world.

by johnelway October 29, 2009

cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008

colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008

anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.

Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!

by My name here November 16, 2004

reverse conquistador

Asian man that dates Caucasian women.

Ian: I'm surprised Johnny doesn't think Kelly Hu is hot.
Dom: Yeah, he only likes white women. He's definitely a reverse conquistador.

by The Chu May 21, 2008

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

Consquishtency

n., pl. -cies.
kuhn-skwish-tuhn-see

-Degree of density, firmness, or viscosity.

Often applied to people when being hugged if they have the perfect amount of squishyness.

"You have perfect consquishtency"

by Vanilla Pods April 1, 2009