coronacrew

The people you choose to spend quarantine with during the pandemic.

He felt much better knowing that they would be his coronacrew for the next six months.

by Abbintheatl April 13, 2020

Coronafart

A fart that is now socially acceptable provided it is within the 2 metre distancing restriction.

i coronafarted in Tesco the other day, thank god it wasn’t a sneeze!

by Yontsbbig May 2, 2020

coronafireus

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:

A multitud of people being laid off due to the effects that aforementioned pandemic causes in the world economy.

I told you that because of the Covid-19 our company is going to coronafireus.

by Ivantheterrible March 23, 2020

Coronavore

A person who hoards goods during an infectious pandemic; see also covidiot.

The China Syndrome; Wuhanic Plague; Kung Flu

hey Dude, don't be such a coronavore hoarding up all that beef and chicken !

by Urban Coweboy March 24, 2020

coronanary

When someone nearly has a heart attack because they know someone who read about something related to the Corona Virus and now they think they will get it.

Calm down Karen, don't have a coronanary!

by Mandrake1051 March 27, 2020

coronaphrenia

A psychological condition where everything heard, read or seen regarding to coronavirus is accepted as truth,regardless of any scientific evidence. Manifested by frequent handwashing, unnecessary wearing of masks and compulsive sanitizing of everything within the vicinity

She was suffering from a bad case of coronaphrenia causing her whole family to hide from her

by Dr howard March 29, 2020

coronamnesia

The ability for a normally sane person to lose all concept of time, tact and decency in the era of social distancing. Symptoms can include: total disregard for PC language, inappropriate gestures and complete absence of conversational restraint.

1. “I just saw our neighbor Bill from across the street. He had a T-shirt on that said “Official Pussy Inspector”. I think he’s a pastor!”
-“It’s now official. Dude’s come down with a chronic case of Coronamnesia.”
2. “I just talked to my dad yesterday on the phone. He must have said the C-word like 5 times!”
-“Give the ol’ guy a break. Coronamnesia is hitting him hard!”

by westsidehustlers April 8, 2020