5 definitions by westsidehustlers
The ability for a normally sane person to lose all concept of time, tact and decency in the era of social distancing. Symptoms can include: total disregard for PC language, inappropriate gestures and complete absence of conversational restraint.
1. “I just saw our neighbor Bill from across the street. He had a T-shirt on that said “Official Pussy Inspector”. I think he’s a pastor!”
-“It’s now official. Dude’s come down with a chronic case of Coronamnesia.”
2. “I just talked to my dad yesterday on the phone. He must have said the C-word like 5 times!”
-“Give the ol’ guy a break. Coronamnesia is hitting him hard!”
-“It’s now official. Dude’s come down with a chronic case of Coronamnesia.”
2. “I just talked to my dad yesterday on the phone. He must have said the C-word like 5 times!”
-“Give the ol’ guy a break. Coronamnesia is hitting him hard!”
by westsidehustlers April 9, 2020
Pertaining to a pristine example of the sixth and seventh generation Cadillac Eldorado convertible (1967-70 and 1971-78, respectively). While not as ostentatious and avant-garde as previous iterations of the moniker, it represents the high-water mark of American exceptionalism, immediately preceding the stylistic nadir of the 1980s, a.k.a. the Shitillac". Passengers in this vehicle are purported to have experienced misplacement/soiling of undergarments, abandonment of inhibitions and spontaneous moments of pregnancy.
1. Damn, Sheila, who's that tall drink of water drivin' that dope ass Sexillac?
-Girl, haven't you heard? He goes by the name Kowalski. Word on the street is he's the Polish Wilt Chamberlain!
2. "Every time that sweet Sexillac comes to town, all the fine hoes be gettin' on down"
from the song "Eldorotic" by J-Dog and the West Side Hustlers.
-Girl, haven't you heard? He goes by the name Kowalski. Word on the street is he's the Polish Wilt Chamberlain!
2. "Every time that sweet Sexillac comes to town, all the fine hoes be gettin' on down"
from the song "Eldorotic" by J-Dog and the West Side Hustlers.
by westsidehustlers January 11, 2017
An ill-regarded automobile that is representative of a creative low point in Cadillac's history (approximately 1982-1988). In an attempt to compete with its more compact European rivals, some genius at General Motors decided to take a piece of shit Chevy Cavalier with an anemic straight 4 cylinder and call it a Caddy. A shameful example of badge engineering, the Cimarron was one of the worst commercial flops since New Coke and Sarah Palin.
1. If you wanna get with me, get your broke ass out that Shitillac and step up to an Escalade, bitch.
2. Look at that played out muthafucka rollin' around in that Shitillac. He ain't seen no pussy since he came out his momma's hole.
2. Look at that played out muthafucka rollin' around in that Shitillac. He ain't seen no pussy since he came out his momma's hole.
by westsidehustlers January 11, 2017
1. “Did you see those two fine ass girls last night? I think one was checking me out.”
“Give it up, dude. All of Calvert county knows those hoes are stone-cold Lusbians.
2. Did you hear they discovered the first Lusbian dinosaur fossil the other day?
Really?
Yeah, it’s a Lickalotapus.
“Give it up, dude. All of Calvert county knows those hoes are stone-cold Lusbians.
2. Did you hear they discovered the first Lusbian dinosaur fossil the other day?
Really?
Yeah, it’s a Lickalotapus.
by westsidehustlers February 24, 2018
That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.
1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”
2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”
2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers
by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020