Abbintheatl's definitions

Coronabod

Out of shape due to gyms closing during the coronavirus pandemic

Oh my God did you see the coronabod on him? Looks like he got a few years head start.

by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020

doxy trick

A hookup that has so many sexy partners that you will need to take doxycycline afterwards to prevent getting an STI

John was very popular with the boys - a doxy trick for sure.

by Abbintheatl May 12, 2024

facegag

a feeling of dread or disgust at seeing that two of your Facebook "friends" who have no reason to know one another have become friends with each other on Facebook, likely as the result of online flirting or a sexual encounter.

While looking through my Facebook news feed, I had to facegag when I noticed that my ex was now Facebook friends with the the town slut... who just happens to live in a town 2000 miles away that my ex recently visited.

by AbbintheATL November 2, 2011

coronacrew

The people you choose to spend quarantine with during the pandemic.

He felt much better knowing that they would be his coronacrew for the next six months.

by Abbintheatl April 13, 2020

Coronadead

People engaging in foolhardy behavior putting themselves and others at risk of infection from coronavirus.

All this spring breakers at the beach are so frustrating - they are coronadead to me.

by Abbintheatl March 21, 2020