Cornwall

County stuck on the arse-end of England. Deluded locals think they live in a separate country. The rest of England doesn't care because it is a third-world shit- hole. Arrogant student surfers everywhere. A lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it's so cold.

Aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, I comes from Cornwall so I be betterrrrrr than you. Now give me my government handouts! Aharrrrggggghh!

by Truthtellersunited November 18, 2014

Cornwalker

noun. pronunciation Ko Rnnn waah kerr. American Origin.. Ever since the first corn maze was invented in 1993, people have found ways to destroy the months of hard work that those poor farmers have put into their maze of corn.. A cornwalker is someone who goes to a corn maze, for the sole reason to walk through the walls of corn. If you see one, it is of the utmost importance that you yell "CORNWALKER! CORRRRNNNWALKKER!" at them.. why, you ask? because they must be reminded that they are a failure in life.... and maybe, just maybe they will follow the maze that makes a corn maze, a corn maze, not corn walls to walk through. these people are also know to pick off the corn, and throw it in the air screaming "CORN HOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!", or pretend that the corn is their penis, and run up behind someone and rape them with said corn... either way, beware of the cornwalkers..

1. "mazes are hard..." *walks through walls of corn* I've given up.. I am a cornwalker..

2. "those gawd damn cornwalkers, ruining my design" *sobbing hysterically* says every corn farmer ever...
3. walking through the maze like a normal person "man, this place is a-Maze-ing!"
"good one... what's that noise" rustling of the corn stalks,a child walks through the wall of corn...
"CORNWALKER!! how. dare. you." slaps him across the face.

by kelseycoca October 28, 2013

Pulling a cornwall

To see an emerging virus, disease or illness as an excuse to have time off work

He's found a new disease he may have so is not at work.
Oh, he's pulling a Cornwall.

by Jojnny5 March 16, 2020

Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

Sally Cornwall

A butt cheekless fart.

1) Oh my, I do believe he just dropped a filthy Sally Cornwall.

2) She straight Cornwalled him.

by thajman0524 May 21, 2013

Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

cornwallis

1.) a mixed martial arts fighter, who's actual christened name blows. 2.) a General in the movie "patriot". 3.) a stinky queer. 4.) a half irish, half jew, but slightly italian drunk.

"holy shit cornwallis you cant just kill innocent people!?

by Fomede September 1, 2009