Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

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corpatron

A person who has let the insipid, back biting, sound-bite 'think outside of the box' mentality of today’s corporate culture, suck them into a Matrix-like existence where they will do anything asked of them to get an 'acceptable' rating at their next job review.

This word is TOTALLY new, a point I'm eager to announce, which I guess makes me a CORPATRON.

....Jane stayed back three nights every week for the last 4 months without overtime and the Boss asked here to arrange the delivery of his new foreign car, which just happens to cost the same as the pension deficit that the company recently announced. After all this, Jane was awarded with 'Employee of the Day' and is 'just happy to do her job', what a Corpatron.....

by sixman9 May 10, 2006

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comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

by Popski December 7, 2006

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Cormac McCarthy

Faulkneresque, Pulitzer Prize-winning author who wrote quality novels like "Blood Meridian," "Child of God," "All The Pretty Horses," "The Road" and most notably "No Country For Old Men," since it was adapted into a film done by the consistently brilliant Coen Bros.

Arguably, he's the greatest American writer alive. Many of his books are quite bleak & are heavy on Southern language ("Whatta you mean you caint!") but if you can handle that, you'll see what a treasure he is to literature.

Will there ever be another Cormac McCarthy? Probably not.

by Soul_Driver October 23, 2012

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