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corporation

Something that doesn't really need to be greedy, but in reality, is.

CEOs in America make thousands of times more than their employees. In Britain, they only make about six times as much.

See that CD you just bought for $15? It cost about 1 cent to make it. How much does the artist get? About 50 cents or less per CD. How much goes into the laborers that made the CD? Well, seeing that it was either made by machines or minimum-wage workers (to assemble the case), the electricity/labor cost per CD is probably 5-10 cents. Let's round up and say it's a dollar total. So where's the rest go? Into the corporation.

The Rock Against Bush CD cost $7 (if you buy it directly from the producer). That's less than half the price of a typical CD. That shows that it is possible to have cheap CDs.

An ideal corporation always puts its employees before its executive office and always puts its consumers before its profit. But of course, none of this happens. We see people get laid off so that the exectuive's stock can go up a half of a point. We see goods that cost a dollar to make being sold for twenty. We see them exploiting the children of third-world countries.

Don't give me crap about how they want the job. It's exploiting, regardless of whether they want it or not. Since when do Americans deserve more rights than Africans or Chinese?

Oh, and corporations basically have the government and media in its pocket. Corporations buy the presidency through donations. Enron donated $114,752 to the Republicans and $102,050 to the Democrats. Then, when they're elected, the do whatever the corporation wants. Oh, and they control the media too. Microsoft controls NBC, Fox controls Fox news, etc. Liberal media my ass. It's not a liberal media, it's not a conservative media. It's a profiteer media. Meaning, anything that will get them a profit, they will report.
Damn, I hate those money-mongering corporations. It's a pity no one can do jack shit about them though.
by DrIdiot June 28, 2004
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corporation pop

"He had nothing in, I was sat drinking corporation pop all night."
by mick_aka October 28, 2007
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The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."
The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.
by The BR September 27, 2006
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corporations

For-profit organizations of people hell bent on sucking the Middle Class dry. Also they are things Mitt Romney likes to pretend are people so he can have their votes.
Corporations: "Yes, yes, we have our own private army working for us at Congress. They worked so hard to keep tax breaks for us, and refuse to let the tax break for the Middle Class to continue! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend!"
by Obamanizer December 16, 2011
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rand corporation

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.
Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)
by ifky302 January 3, 2008
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Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.
Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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