Cootie

Slang term meaning pussy or vagina

"Dude that chick gotta have the nicest cootie ever!"

by $mitty May 21, 2006

Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010

cootie

gross germs that infect only boys!

Jason has lots of cooties!!!

by katheryn vicki May 19, 2005

cooties

legit just logan

holy shit that person has cooties

yea

by MarilIgosk99 February 3, 2022

Cooties

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008

Cooties

Boys germs that little girls catch when they touch them....ewwwww

That girl has got cooties from that boy who just touched her

by Stef ROCS June 25, 2003

cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006