Coomp

To cup ones hand and then slap another person in the eye with the cupped hand.

This can be followed up by many things, a pangus, or just a slap to the side of the head.

Bitch, shut the fuck up before I coomp your stupid ass.

by Joe Buron April 24, 2004

cromph

The action of fucking a penis sized hole

he cromphed the man

by ewqeeqeq April 4, 2018

Comphy

A term used to describe work attire for those who work form home.

You may think I’m frumpy and fugly wearing my sweats but I think I’m damn lucky to wear my comphy clothes while I work from home.

by tipsfromthechicks June 10, 2018

comphy

something that is extremely comfy

al’s cleats are very comphy

by comphy May 10, 2019

Comphonarchy

Intentionally mispronouncing a word, specifically for comedic effect.

Short for Comedic Phonetic Anarchy

Saying “REN-DAYS-VOOS” instead of rendezvous is an example of comphonarchy.

by Moklahuta July 17, 2019

coophairate

how hair is cooperating with you/the stylist in achieving the style you wish for

“Ugh! Come on curler! Get all my locks to coophairate with us!”

by jbentup March 28, 2021

Coomshit

Anime-themed mobile gacha games with excessively horny or borderline-pornographic female character designs. Commonly developed with minimal production quality and barebones, turn based or card-based gameplay systems. These games are created with the express purpose of baiting horny otaku with more money than sense to spend obscene amounts of cash on microtransactions to acquire the most scantily-clad women the game has to offer. The amount of clothing worn by a character and their in-game rarity or power level are inversely proportional.

"Hey man, check out this new game I just downloaded- Last Origin. Look at how fat the tits on this starter are!"
"Is it any fun to play?"
"Not really, but 50 more rolls and I can recruit a naked catgirl!"
"Stop playing that Coomshit before you go bankrupt."

by filler_text April 5, 2021