ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.

I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.

by Whitewitch May 27, 2018

Juicy Contradiction

1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.

Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction

by Vogiebear December 22, 2012

contraction

short for contradictory actions

Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.

by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2005

contradiction

usually what confused people do.

a giraffe says "moo, im a goat". now thats a contradiction.

by tough brained cookies January 28, 2012

walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds

Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Contradictionary

A word that defies the definition of a word as defined in a dictionary.

The Oxford Dictionary recently changed the definition of "literally" to include the figurative definition of "literally". There is therefore literally no definition for "literally" in the dictionary anymore. How contradictionary...

by tobmeister December 26, 2014