Continental

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.

I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.

by tenesmus August 2, 2016

Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.

Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.

by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014

Lincoln Continental

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.

1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 30, 2005

continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

Continental fuck you

This type of curse is typically used for someone who's not accustomed at cursing, especially for well-off people who need to be able to curse someone in a classy and formal way.

"Did that car just cut me off ... ... Continental fuck you!"

by Caviarwithcoconutmilk October 12, 2017

Cross-continental yawn

Used to denote the situation which occurs when two individuals situated on different continents are conversing via a web-cam. When one individual yawns, the other may also "catch" the yawn, thus completing a cross-continental yawn.

"I was talking to Leah last night on Skype and a cross-continental yawn interrupted our discussion for a little while."

by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 12, 2009

Lincoln Continental

A pimp's ride. Especially the Continental's from the 60's.

See above - "We did it in the rental, Lincoln Continental" - B.I.G.

by Jordan Rishel August 17, 2004