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Get the Conshritiontional mug.When a set of reasonable concerns gets hijacked into a groundbreaking, mind-bending collection of half-baked theories, assembled by the enlightened few who have seen through the lies—or, more accurately, spent too much time on Reddit at 3 AM.
A true conspirashit defies all logic, requires no evidence, and usually implicates Big Pharma, the Illuminati, the Reptilian Overlords, and at least one fast-food chain.
Often involves shadowy cabals, secret government programs, and the belief that "doing your own research" (i.e., watching a 40-minute YouTube video) is superior to decades of peer-reviewed science.
A true conspirashit defies all logic, requires no evidence, and usually implicates Big Pharma, the Illuminati, the Reptilian Overlords, and at least one fast-food chain.
Often involves shadowy cabals, secret government programs, and the belief that "doing your own research" (i.e., watching a 40-minute YouTube video) is superior to decades of peer-reviewed science.
Mike: "Dude, the government just cut funding for public transportation. Looks like more people are gonna be forced to rely on cars and oil companies win again."
Jake: "Bro, open your eyes! This is part of a secret deal between Big Auto, the Freemasons, and the fast-food industry. If people can't take buses, they’ll stop walking. If they stop walking, they’ll get fat. If they get fat, they’ll buy more McDonald’s. It’s all connected."
Mike: "Jake, that is some next-level conspirashit."
Jake: "THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK."
Jake: "Bro, open your eyes! This is part of a secret deal between Big Auto, the Freemasons, and the fast-food industry. If people can't take buses, they’ll stop walking. If they stop walking, they’ll get fat. If they get fat, they’ll buy more McDonald’s. It’s all connected."
Mike: "Jake, that is some next-level conspirashit."
Jake: "THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK."
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In "My Cousin Vinny", our hero Vinny repeatedly demonstrates dat whatever people thought they saw was either not da case at all or hadn't even been clearly observed in da first place, and so he shattered any apparent "conspirasee" dat was trying to convict his innocent clients.
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Get the conspirasee mug.Da infamous sword-waving sailors who sold corn for da "highway robbery" price of a "buck an ear" --- okay, I'm kidding, but you get da idea --- were "working together on da salty billows" --- i.e., in "conspirasea" --- to rob other ships, and so da correctly-spelled word "consPIRACY" really fits da bill, as well.
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