Conspirashit

When a set of reasonable concerns gets hijacked into a groundbreaking, mind-bending collection of half-baked theories, assembled by the enlightened few who have seen through the lies—or, more accurately, spent too much time on Reddit at 3 AM.

A true conspirashit defies all logic, requires no evidence, and usually implicates Big Pharma, the Illuminati, the Reptilian Overlords, and at least one fast-food chain.

Often involves shadowy cabals, secret government programs, and the belief that "doing your own research" (i.e., watching a 40-minute YouTube video) is superior to decades of peer-reviewed science.

Mike: "Dude, the government just cut funding for public transportation. Looks like more people are gonna be forced to rely on cars and oil companies win again."

Jake: "Bro, open your eyes! This is part of a secret deal between Big Auto, the Freemasons, and the fast-food industry. If people can't take buses, they’ll stop walking. If they stop walking, they’ll get fat. If they get fat, they’ll buy more McDonald’s. It’s all connected."

Mike: "Jake, that is some next-level conspirashit."

Jake: "THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK."

by LuminalOverdrive February 11, 2025

conspirasheep

People who are conspirasheep believe almost every conspiracy they hear and believe the most delusional . They call people who don't believe their delusional theories 'sheep', even though they themselves are conspirasheep because they have gotten so solidified in their own conspiracy beliefs. When people ask questions they cannot answer they simply say "look into it", "do your own research", "this is all just speculation though" any evidence actually provided by a conspirasheep is not believable or from reputable sources.

"Ronnie is such a conspirasheep, he was telling me about alien breakaway civilizations and ascension into the 5th dimension."

by masoniswoke March 5, 2019

Conspirasist

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.

Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013

conspirathize

Conducting a theory (hypothesis) based on a conspiracy

My friends and I conspirathize that our teacher was trying to fail us based on her impossible assignments and history of flunking seniors.

by Diana reum January 27, 2021

Conspirasthiser

It functions as a time machine AND something that makes all your wishes come true. It can appear anywhere, but usually appears in your room at night. It is a very useful tool at fixing life or at least making it not as shitty. You can become a kid again and choose different life choices, and you can also wish anything you want, as long as it benefits more people than just yourself.

I wish the Conspirasthiser would come. Then I would become 9 years old again, get rid of cancer, ocean pollution, corrupt societies, AIDs, Parkinson's disease, Progeria, and Alzheimer's. I would also wish that their weren't severe social issues like racism, sexism, terrorism, ethnocentrism, and hot girls faking their orgasms.

by lifesucksthenyoudie6969 January 29, 2019

Conspiracitizing

To act of conspiracitizing is to combine a hypothetical plot against someone or something with the act of over intensifying an absolute worst case scenario (aka catastrophizing) .

I kept running all the "what ifs" in my head over and over and over again until I finally had enough conspiracitizing for the night.

by Anxious McQueen August 19, 2022

Conspiratitus

a condition in which a person becomes completely emotionally overwhelmed at the mention of any event that has been thoroughly examined by the person in question in from a conspiratorial angle.

"All I said to Ned was that Bush did 911 and he flipped his lid"
"Yeah, he's got the Conspiratitus"

by Funzilla 008 July 15, 2018