When a set of reasonable concerns gets hijacked into a groundbreaking, mind-bending collection of half-baked theories, assembled by the enlightened few who have seen through the lies—or, more accurately, spent too much time on Reddit at 3 AM.
A true conspirashit defies all logic, requires no evidence, and usually implicates Big Pharma, the Illuminati, the Reptilian Overlords, and at least one fast-food chain.
Often involves shadowy cabals, secret government programs, and the belief that "doing your own research" (i.e., watching a 40-minute YouTube video) is superior to decades of peer-reviewed science.
A true conspirashit defies all logic, requires no evidence, and usually implicates Big Pharma, the Illuminati, the Reptilian Overlords, and at least one fast-food chain.
Often involves shadowy cabals, secret government programs, and the belief that "doing your own research" (i.e., watching a 40-minute YouTube video) is superior to decades of peer-reviewed science.
Mike: "Dude, the government just cut funding for public transportation. Looks like more people are gonna be forced to rely on cars and oil companies win again."
Jake: "Bro, open your eyes! This is part of a secret deal between Big Auto, the Freemasons, and the fast-food industry. If people can't take buses, they’ll stop walking. If they stop walking, they’ll get fat. If they get fat, they’ll buy more McDonald’s. It’s all connected."
Mike: "Jake, that is some next-level conspirashit."
Jake: "THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK."
Jake: "Bro, open your eyes! This is part of a secret deal between Big Auto, the Freemasons, and the fast-food industry. If people can't take buses, they’ll stop walking. If they stop walking, they’ll get fat. If they get fat, they’ll buy more McDonald’s. It’s all connected."
Mike: "Jake, that is some next-level conspirashit."
Jake: "THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK."
by LuminalOverdrive February 11, 2025