Boa Constrictor

This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"

Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY

Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.

by BryNSanity, Migzz April 28, 2010

Cadscriptification

to apply the attributes of Cadscript to map elements

When Jose completes the Cadscriptification of the Dallas Street Guide, he will perform the updates to the base.

by mapscoman December 18, 2003

conscrumptious

Means anything, it can be used as a descriptive word. It can be positive, negative, or neutral. (Con-scrump-tuos)

This meal is conscrumptious

by Conscrumptious September 30, 2023

BOA constrictor

A bank that nickels and dimes its customers and finds every way they can do get money out of them, especially the poor.

I am planning to get my money out of the BOA constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it.

by Occupy Wall Street November 16, 2011

conscriptum

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

concraptions

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

by boyward December 29, 2008

conscription

The act of bringing about military enrollment in a (usually) compulsory manner.

The medieval lord instituted universal conscription during times of war.

by Nicolai April 3, 2004