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Pillow Connoisseur

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A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.
A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.
by PhallusyFallacy December 8, 2019
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Dick Connoisseur

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A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.

A person of informed and discriminating taste.
That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!

Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!

Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."
by Ch^rlee July 12, 2007
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cock connoisseur

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When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.
While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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Penis Connoisseur

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A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.
Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10
by Matt VB June 4, 2007
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Condom Connoisseur

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One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….
Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006
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Horology connoisseur

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A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.
Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *
by toldyou55 October 18, 2017
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