It’s what people who haven’t given a shit about your life say when you do something remotely impressive. If the accomplishment is exceedingly impressive a hater who told you, you couldn’t make it will say bend over towards you put on a fake smile and tell you “congratu-fuckin-lations”
Hater: hey I heard you won that thing
Person: yeah
Hater: Congratulations ;)
Person: you’ll work for me some day.
Person: yeah
Hater: Congratulations ;)
Person: you’ll work for me some day.
by Professor Elephant November 10, 2019
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The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
by FegelFatso April 6, 2019
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Get the Congratulations mug.Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.
Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.
Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.
"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"
by Baconstain June 6, 2013
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Get the confratulations mug.A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.
Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
by Marrio13 September 2, 2011
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