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confapulation

The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.
"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."
by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008
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Confuzulation

adj; Like bamboozleing someone but better

verb; confuzzled, confuzulated, confuzzlemicated - being confused / bamboozled by someone
'Man, after you smoke this shit im gonner give you some hardcore confuzulation thatll fuck your mind.'

'Im so confuzulated right now'
by PlymouthhhhKid April 1, 2009
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confratulations

A form of congratulations that is only warranted after completing a fratty activity.
confratulations lets do another around
by fratfratfratfrat June 6, 2010
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confabulating

My, that's confabulating!
by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003
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Confabulator

Confabulator in Chief - “They stole the election from us!” “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent!” “Another reason I’m going to win another four years.....Media will tank if I’m not there!” “I was a great student and all this stuff!”
The Confabulator in Chief still believes the election was rigged by the Democrats and the unfair media and is pressuring the VP to declare the election null and void, allowing him to remains as president.
by Sparrow3502 January 6, 2021
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Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune
Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"
by Laslo420 May 19, 2021
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Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.
Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.
by SickTitties December 3, 2011
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