The Train Conductor

When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.

'KRISTINA!!' Yes Tony? 'UPSTAIRS NOW I WANNA DO THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR.

by TeaBreakDave October 31, 2018

Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.

She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Ho Train Conductor

One that can command a lot of girls or a group of girls to do his or her bidding.

Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.

All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor

by Richard Jay September 21, 2006

One Inch Conductor

Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.

Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.

by Rob aka Rob Banks November 5, 2006

dirty conductor

Just another creative way to call somebody a hoe. Like saying someone had a train ran on them.

"I was crazy last night, I copped atleast 11 bodies" - Emma

"You Dirty Conductor" - Jane

by Datfuckinnigger March 31, 2020

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

butt conductor

One who is obsessed with the buttock area.

Randy had so many pictures of butts in his apartment that I do believe him to be a butt conductor of epic proportion, he can't hide it.

by Podscoff March 4, 2016