Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation

Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.

by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011

condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.

Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.

by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019

Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off

"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"

by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019

public condomnation

1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.

2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.

I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!

by QuacksO October 27, 2015

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.

Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022