compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

complidiot

short from for the words "complete idiot".

What a complidiot, he shoved a crayon up his nose to see what it felt like.

by Jeffrey McCrimmon November 9, 2006

complimount

a positive remark towards a person that leads to immediate sexual relations

Tim - "Ashley, your leprechaun ears are adorable."

*bed springs creaking*

Ashley - "Thanks for the complimount!"

by Django Bell May 14, 2014

Complinsult

When someone compliments yet insults you at the same time!

I'm so happy you decided to go with your diet. You've lost a lot of weight !

Did you just complinsult me?

by LETLASTYLEYOU May 26, 2017

Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014

complainologue

A monologue of complaints - usually they are very long-winded, eclectic and poorly thought out. They are often followed up by the complainologuer doing nothing about the complaints.

"Man, we could have gone anywhere. We could have gone to Florida and floated around that inner tube river all fucking DAY....could have gotten the keys to fuckin' DISNEY WORLD, but nooo, we had to come out to see this dried up piece of turd. Who the hell would choose to live here? It's hot as fuck here. No. This is beyond hot. This place ate hot up and shat it out. This is HELL, man. The only plants in hell are cacti. Seriously what the fuck are we doing here?"

"...Are you done with your complainologue now?"

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I can't stand my cow-orker, she doesn't do any work. She just fucking complainologues all day and never does anything about anything.

by Wofl-Iron November 6, 2009