Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.

"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."

by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019

Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.

Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn

by Newin lol August 24, 2018

complicated loss

n. a loss (i.e., at competitive sports), for a large number of reasons which are somehow related, and which requires devoted thought to fully comprehend.

The attacks of September 11, 2001 amount to a complicated loss.

by [classified.02] November 12, 2010

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018

Complicated Wank

A reach around with added difficulty.

While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!

by Dudeknowsstuff July 30, 2021

Complicated Dance

Special move for reproduction that occurs in possibly every animals.

You need to find someone who thinks you are cute, date and be awkward and if things work out in a Complicated Dance, two of your cells merge together.

by mistaque November 7, 2021

Complicated Dance

A dance that possibly every animals do for reproduction.

First, you need to find someone who thinks you're cute, date and be awkward and if things work out in a Complicated Dance, two of your cells merge.

by mistaque November 7, 2021