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Ghetto-Slang for Cheating
1. Comparing answers on tests or
homework
2. Playing cards and "comparing" hands while the other person is unaware
by NDP0904 Class @ EIT September 11, 2005
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Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner
Hey can we compare excel reports?
by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021
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Cumpadres

Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.

Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).

Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.

Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.

Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
We used to be fuck buddies, but we've moved into a Cumpadres situation
by Chlobba March 19, 2022
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share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.
The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.
by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019
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.com padre

A friend on the internet ie. on Myspace, Facebook, AIM, etc.
It's O.K. if you're gay man, we can still be .com padres.
by Eric Downing February 26, 2008
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compadrissimo

The highest order of compadre or amigo, a compardissimo is the paragon of a friend. Used in circumstances where a friend grits his teeth and takes a huge one for you. Compadrissimos are celebrated members of a brommunity, and should be revered.
Yo, John slept on the floor in the living room so I could have the night alone with Angela. He is a true compadrissimo.
by P Diddles August 22, 2009
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Bitch beyond compare

(1)Someone who is far up one's ass.

(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.

(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(1)Randall will do anything for Sandra. He is her bitch beyond compare.

(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.

(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
by Welck August 4, 2007
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