comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

Chromatoasted

The feeling of bliss after youve just been chrome domed.

Bro bobby was totally Chromatoasted on the couch earlier.

by TheWrongJesus November 25, 2018

Compoasty

When you drop your roasty toasty it decomposes and the toasty becomes compoasty, then the roasty toasty becomes ghosty and dueto that you boasty and invite all your friends over which makes you the hoasty, but to ensure that no one gets lost on the way to the party that you are the hoasty too you ned to place a signposty.

Harvey I dropped my roasty toasty, it will now become compoasty.

by compoasty man April 23, 2019

Corntoasts

When you have itchy chapped nipples.

Ah corntoasts!

by Corntoasts October 24, 2019

cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007