The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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The most fabulous fucking angel in the entire world. We tried to summon him, but you can't summon angels.
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Get the Misha Collins mug.Noun- A alcoholic beverage that consists of Vodka, Sprite, and Blue Hawaiian Punch. Is intended to be a sip-able drink because of it's blue flavor. The Hawaiian Punch can be substituted with Blue Kool-aid or Blue Gatorade.
History- The drink was invented by a musician at a party, he claimed that it made him sound better the more he drank.
History- The drink was invented by a musician at a party, he claimed that it made him sound better the more he drank.
Man you got to try this CollinsWorth, it's off the chain.
Look at Zach over thur, he's stuntin them dimes with that CollinsWorth.
Look at Zach over thur, he's stuntin them dimes with that CollinsWorth.
by Bboy Z February 29, 2008
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What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.
Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.
Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
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