constipated rock

Alternative 90's and later rock music wherein the band's lead singer constantly sounds like he's pinching a cement loaf. First made popular by Bruce Springsteen, later adapted by Top 40 crackers like Nickelback and Three Days Grace.

"Hey, did you hear that new Chad Kroeger song?"
"No way, I can't stand that constipated rock. He sounds like he needs a stool softener!"
"Well, it's still better than screamo"

by Prof. Wreck July 20, 2007

CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

cumstipated

it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what

Sandy gave me a blowjob but i was soo cumstipated that i couldn't cum on her face

by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009

constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003

coinstipated

When a person has an irritatingly large number of coins stuffed in their wallet. Someone who is coinstipated needs to take a "coin dump" on their next purchase, in order to relieve pressure and reduce discomfort of the wallet and/or pocket regions.

"I keep paying in bills and now I'm so coinstipated that my wallet feels like it's about to explode!"

by pbandj123 August 18, 2013

cumstipated

being blocked up with SOOOOOOO much CUM

person 1 : im SOOOOO cumstipated
person 2: big bone
person 1 : big bone🤤

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022