by CMMark March 12, 2016
by BiggestBBfan October 1, 2019
Cockwomble - cock-wom-ble (noun) British for a foolish or obnoxious person. However, Cockwomble took on a whole new meaning in social media when defining an over zealous fan of Meghan Markle. (Meghan Markle, a North American actress who did much of her work on her back and in the front seat of cars, married Henry of Wales on 19 May, 2018)
Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.
Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.
by MMTCD Fan in the Commonwealth May 7, 2019
- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!
L: How was your night?
P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!
L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!
L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
by Lillies compass September 17, 2014
by Borthbeachcat February 18, 2018
Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.
Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.
There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".
So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.
Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.
There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".
So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
by A handle not already used March 6, 2021