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cocksucker

General all-purpose all-american insult used to describe anyone except the person who actually sucks your cock.
Fuck off you worthless cocksucker!
by Alan. May 12, 2006
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Cockjockey

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.
In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
by Ironcastle December 9, 2008
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cocksucker

Editor in urbandictionary.com , who rejects good definitions, but passes B.S. like "the best guy/gal in the world" .
By rejecting this you proved that you are cocksucker.
by dildo777 August 12, 2018
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Generous Cocksucker

A gay cocksucker who gives straight men a financial donation for allowing the faggot to suck him off. The straight man never does anything back as far as reciprocation and either watches pussy videos or thinks of pussy while it takes place. The faggot loves having the privledge of sucking off the straight king and being able to eat the baby batter that he normally would never have the opportunity. In essance, the faggot pays for that precious straight mans baby batter. The amount of the financial donation depends on the size of the straight mans dick and how hot the straight man is but usually at least $100 for 30-60 minutes.
While in college, Greg had his own personal and generous cocksucker a/k/a "Cocksucking ATM" to earn some extra money. Greg had a big 9" dong and knew faggots would do anything to suck it. Why work at McDonald's for minimum wage when you can earn big bucks to kick back for an hour and let an expert eager cocksucker pay you to massage your fatty and extract a big load while you think and watch pussy videos. Greg thought "why waste it jerking off when I can have a faggot pay me top dollar to suck me off while I smell my girl friends panties!"
by Dong Massuse February 24, 2009
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Shut your cocksucker

Another way of telling a stupid ass fuck boy to shut his mouth.
Fuckboy Gary: Please, Please just let us go!

John: Shut your cocksucker, you son of a bitch.
by Ek1016 December 27, 2014
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shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.
<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.
by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005
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cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007
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