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Coopetition

When two bottoms join efforts in order to attract hung tops. Can also be two tops who team up to attract more bottoms.
I believe in coopetition, bruh. Let’s share a room, jump on Grindr, trade notes to find the hottest hung tops in Los Angeles
by HorFlapJack4Tops August 15, 2021
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child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )
94 intervening Muslims child negro competition
by bigmacniggadickcheese May 2, 2022
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competition whore

Someone who enters every competition possible
Ive enterd 10 competitions today im a total competition whore
by Jonny5 May 10, 2012
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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion
"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"
by The maddog October 7, 2008
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Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.
Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place
by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018
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