cockpolishing

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

by richnfamous January 24, 2009

cockapeni

another word for penis. a small penis. a woman-like penis. derogatory term for a panty-waist-ed Nancy boy.

His cockapeni left a lot to be desired.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
Quit being a cockapeni and take it like a real man.

by haywoodyoublowme July 5, 2011

cockmeiser

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.

"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"

by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007

Cockvenient

Below average dick that you only ride because it's easily accessible

That Kyle can't fuck worth a damn but he lives next door so he's cockvenient

by Kokodamus82 February 4, 2020

Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.

My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time

Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too

by ciy August 28, 2021

Cockpendency

The utmost reliance on a human penis for any kind of gratification.

Karen couldn't handle to go one day without fucking someone new. She has a real cockpendency issue.

by Blankira February 22, 2022