Cacophony

When someone dies and you go to the funeral and look in the coffin and cough.

*looking at the grave* *cough cough** Oh sorry for my cacophony!

by Ethexia February 1, 2019

cacophony

Look at the new pictures in my bio.

Cacophony my bio. It rules. I have the bestest pictures EVER.

by JennfromDC August 13, 2004

cockophoney

the harsh discordant mixture of sounds coming from a woman faking orgasm.

The cockophoney from the apartment next to mine was proof that my neighbor is not the playa he thinks he is.

by Queen of Irreverence December 7, 2012

cocaophony

Da deafening clamor of excited voices and pattering feet dat you always hear when announcing dat da hot chocolate is ready.

In da "Polar Express" movie, there was quite a cocaophony from both da children AND da servers when da steaming kettles of traditional Christmas liquid-refreshments were being wheeled out.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

Cockaphony

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.

Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.

by arceebee April 23, 2022

Cockaphony

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.

Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.

by arceebee April 23, 2022

cockphone

A phone or cellular device, specifically in a cock/dick shape, used to communicate with your spouse whilst pleasuring yourself.

Can you here me? I'm calling you with my -FUCK- Cockphone.

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by FriedBiscuitMuncherSabbath June 14, 2016