arceebee's definitions

Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.

Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.

by arceebee February 20, 2021

buzzargh

a bee-stung pirate that’s had too much cake

Me: Check out this photo!

You: I look liked a buzzargh.

by arceebee March 6, 2021

Yolk

A generally undeveloped human who struggles to make good decisions. Often a youth, but can also be your run-of-the-mill dumbass.

Gabe ordered $64 of Taco Bell from Uber Eats last night, then burned his mouth on hot pockets while he was waiting for the delivery. What a yolk.

by arceebee February 18, 2023

exscape

When you make up shit to do or make plans outside the home to avoid being at home with your former spouse. Yes, your former spouse because you haven’t permanently changed living arrangements yet.

I guess were not being nice any more. I needed an exscape.

by arceebee March 1, 2021

Cockaphony

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.

Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.

by arceebee April 23, 2022

tab-mapping

The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.

Brian: What happened last night?

Lisa: I'll have to do some tab-mapping. FML.

by arceebee February 12, 2017

sneakerballing

Fucking with just your shoes on.

We went to a great charity event last night. Open bar and loose women so you know I was sneakerballing.

by arceebee June 15, 2021