by arceebee March 06, 2021
Get the buzzarghmug. A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
by arceebee April 23, 2022
Get the Cockaphonymug. (pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.
Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
by arceebee March 26, 2017
Get the Jamessurancemug. A generally undeveloped human who struggles to make good decisions. Often a youth, but can also be your run-of-the-mill dumbass.
Gabe ordered $64 of Taco Bell from Uber Eats last night, then burned his mouth on hot pockets while he was waiting for the delivery. What a yolk.
by arceebee February 18, 2023
Get the Yolkmug. When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.
Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.
Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
by arceebee February 20, 2021
Get the Window Cookiemug. A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.
Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.
Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.
Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.
Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.
Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.
by arceebee April 17, 2017
Get the whiskey bailermug. When you make up shit to do or make plans outside the home to avoid being at home with your former spouse. Yes, your former spouse because you haven’t permanently changed living arrangements yet.
I guess were not being nice any more. I needed an exscape.
by arceebee March 01, 2021
Get the exscapemug.