Definitions by arceebee

Yolk 

A generally undeveloped human who struggles to make good decisions. Often a youth, but can also be your run-of-the-mill dumbass.

Gabe ordered $64 of Taco Bell from Uber Eats last night, then burned his mouth on hot pockets while he was waiting for the delivery. What a yolk.

Yolk by arceebee February 18, 2023

Cockaphony 

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.

Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.

Cockaphony by arceebee April 23, 2022

Cockaphony 

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.

Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.

Cockaphony by arceebee April 23, 2022

sneakerballing 

Fucking with just your shoes on.

We went to a great charity event last night. Open bar and loose women so you know I was sneakerballing.

sneakerballing by arceebee June 15, 2021

buzzargh

a bee-stung pirate that’s had too much cake

Me: Check out this photo!

You: I look liked a buzzargh.

buzzargh by arceebee March 6, 2021

exscape 

When you make up shit to do or make plans outside the home to avoid being at home with your former spouse. Yes, your former spouse because you haven’t permanently changed living arrangements yet.

I guess were not being nice any more. I needed an exscape.

exscape by arceebee March 1, 2021

Window Cookie 

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.

Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.

Window Cookie by arceebee February 20, 2021