Cocktemplating

Thorough consideration of a decision using your genitals instead of your brain.

Are you Cocktemplating taking her home tonight.

by VinniTheKabbage July 16, 2015

Cockneed

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.

“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”

by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021

cockney

Someone born within the sound of Bow Bells in London.

by chump April 23, 2003

cockney

the best accent ever!

what the bloody 'ell do you mean, you hate cockney?

by england lover July 25, 2006

Cockney

The dialect anyone speaks while performing fellatio.

Person 1: I always have a difficult time understanding Cockney.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. Especially when your mom speaks it.

by adlsajfdlsjalfdk December 19, 2008

cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011