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cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.
Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.
by monkT1000 September 3, 2008
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cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.
Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.
by sam necochea July 24, 2008
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cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.
Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.
by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).
Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!
by Erok May 30, 2006
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cockfoster

Scanky underclassmen that go lurking for cock at college parties.
Looks like we should score tonight with all these cockfosters running around here.
by CSells March 19, 2004
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cockholster

To commit treason by colluding with a foreign enemy while at the same time appearing to curry favor with that same entity in the public space.
It’s clear now that Donald Trump totally cockholstered Vladimir Putin to get help winning the election.
by ScottyCompton May 9, 2017
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