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blockbuster and cockbuster

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"
by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016
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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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cockfroster

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual
Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.
by jossungood August 4, 2014
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Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.
Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.
by 158mph July 7, 2018
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cockrotter

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011
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cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!
by cm victim January 13, 2008
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