cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

by TAmac911 July 12, 2010

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.

ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.

by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017

cockmeat special

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017

Cockateer

Master of the cock

Almost jedi like in skill

'How does he always get the girls?'

'Total Cockateer.'

'Oh right. That explains it then.'

by Sophie O July 11, 2006

Cockumentary

A documentary where the main character is a male homosexual.

A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.

by Aaron Hungwell June 13, 2013

Cockmeat Sandwitch

An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.

ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!

by Lex2005 November 5, 2008

cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005