Cockroach
Cockroach by I am the KIWI May 9, 2020
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n. sometimes referred to as a cockroach player. a man who lies, deceives, and leads a woman on for the purpose of getting her to bed.
derivative: cockroaches are the only organism that can survive a nuclear attack. human male cockroaches can sustain anything. as a woman, you may squish them, pour boric acid on them, think you have heard it all, but they keep surfacing with new player lines or techniques that outsmart even the smartest chicks.
when cornered, these cockroaches often run under the sink to avoid confrontation.
derivative: cockroaches are the only organism that can survive a nuclear attack. human male cockroaches can sustain anything. as a woman, you may squish them, pour boric acid on them, think you have heard it all, but they keep surfacing with new player lines or techniques that outsmart even the smartest chicks.
when cornered, these cockroaches often run under the sink to avoid confrontation.
ex.: he kept laying on his cockroach player lines by telling me how much he liked me, how special he thought i was, how hes never felt like this before, how hes falling for me, how he wants to have me around for the long haul, only to find out that after weeks of this behavior, he hit the dust never to be heard from again.
cockroach by Dating Tips For Men May 27, 2006
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Cockroach
An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!
Illuminati confirmed!
"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....
cockroach
Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Cockroach
A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
Cockroach by Cal Worthington September 15, 2005