Definitions by LionNessa

Cockroach 

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

Cockroach by LionNessa June 22, 2016

Country Mile 

When walking the mile it can seem long and uneventful due to there being a lack of landmarks and people along the road to talk to or see. Thus it seems to take forever because it's a stretch of monotonous scenery.

"That boy walked a country mile to see you, he must really like you!"

Country Mile by LionNessa June 21, 2016

Citygirl

A female who has little to no knowledge of the country way of life. Typically these females will buy $500 cowboy boots and a dress to go to a major city's rodeo. They don't ride, they don't hunt, they have never stepped in cow pies, they don't go to small town rodeos, they don't drive trucks, can't bait hooks, don't know who Bocephus is, do not own guns, etc. More often than not, they are posers. Citygirl is not synonymous with Yankee. A Citygirl can live in the South her whole life and still be uncultured in that regard.

"Look at that Citygirl over there, I wonder if she tied up her BMW outside before she came in to eat!"

"I'm not a Citygirl! I like REAL country music, like Taylor Swift...who's George Jones???"

Citygirl by LionNessa June 21, 2016