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squat cobbler

Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".
Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.
by meaniemogg2 May 27, 2016
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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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Tom Cobbins

An alcoholic drink (typically malt or fortified liquor) such as Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, Steel Reserve, Milwaulkees Best, King Cobra, Olde English, etc...

This drink when purchased comes in a single brown carrying bag (sometimes called a "skirt") that is used to insulate it from the hand while it is consumed. If the drink is consumed while in a motor vehicle, it may also be referred to as a "traveler".

The drinks title is a derivative of the "Tom Collins", as to make it sound classier when it is described to others.

The Tom Cobbins is a favorite of lower income mavros, often Taco Bell workers. The drink is provides a strong, but reliable cheap buzz.
"I'd like to get a "Rosey in a Skirt'."
"I need to run over to the BP and grab me a few Tom Cobbins before the boss gets back".

"Hey whats in the brown bag?
I got me a Blue Raspberry Bling MD 20/20 Tom Cobbins"
by whats up will April 9, 2011
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cobben

Cobben is a nickname for a person named Jacob, primarily used in Sweden.
CoBb0 u R teh sUuXXxx0|2!!!11!!one!1
i pwn u cobben
(end message)
by frudzor May 17, 2006
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler
by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016
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Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.
Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”
by Sisterswag May 19, 2019
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cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.
There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!
by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013
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