coastering

To burn a CD with files (usually warez), that have some security protocols in place or to burn a corrupted file making the CD unusable, and thus a coaster.

Don't try to burn that game man, I tried last week, it kept coastering.

by Daragaaz December 3, 2007

Colesing out

To give up on a task that you have previosly said you would do.

Andy: hey are you going to the gym today?

Sam: Nah mate, im colesing out.

by spainardintheworks January 10, 2013

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

coating

Term used in rural Arkansas denoting a word for sex.

Another name for having sex undercover. Sex. Relation. Horizontal mamba. Fucking.

I caught Pookie coating in the woods, Mama!

by Uwishunuw April 23, 2018

Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.

I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.

by Odd_James June 27, 2019

Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."

"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."

by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020

Winter Coating

When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.

Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.

by Gostik December 7, 2022