Clunky Housewife

A clumsy, awkward, yet attractive woman.

Boy 1: Dude, Mrs. Turner is a total MILF!
Boy 2: Yeah but she is such a clunky housewife.

by ClunkyHousewivesAnonymous June 25, 2010

cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.

Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."

by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

clunky

1 : a word or dialect that is hard to pronounce and master.

2 : an object that is hard to operate. Usually oddly shaped, heavy, and oddly proportioned in respect to it's user; or it's intended purpose. Irregular in nature; often Problematic.

3 : the gestalt of an object, usually consisting of huge bits (kinda like chunks) in reference to it's manifest.

1. It's a clunky program to learn.

2. You don't need a clunky pot that size to frie an egg.

3. Hard to be percice with the clunky tool.

by Ari Jamali November 22, 2006

cluckhead

Used to refer to a crackhead usually used in california

Yo you see the cluckhead over there fiendin.

by Mike August 26, 2003

cluck

a drug addict who doesn't possess the monetary means to support their habit. A "cluck" will often try to scrounge drugs, or small amounts of money to buy drugs, from anyone they know. When they engage in this behavior, the resemble chickens that cluck, peck, and scratch for any morsel of food they can find.

That sorry-ass cluck tried to borrow the change out of the ashtray in my car so he can get high.

by merikafuckyea April 30, 2015