Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

clur

A bubbley excitable sweet heart who is to good for their own good

Someone who blows bubble for the fun of it

or crys when bubbles are popped

Clur: that cone looks lonely
Person a: what?
Clur hugs cone

by jokezsta February 29, 2008

churpse

Chatting Up a bird, (churpsing)

Is he gonna get her into bed already?
He's been chirpsing her all night!

by G September 3, 2003

clurb

slang for 'club', and can be used for words such as 'clurbpizza' and 'clurb sandwich'.

Townie: Hey yo ma, yo pickin' a fight, innit?
You: Clurb?

by townie hater March 23, 2005

fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

by PopsiclesR4TheSummertime May 22, 2005

Churpseburglar

When one of your mates intentionally gets in the way of your attempt to get with or "churpse" a girl.

Oi brev! I was on that... your some next level churpseburglar!

by Coverdrive123 April 25, 2010

Clurvey

Describes someone who has a very unique and funny nature and stands out from others.

Brendan has a very clurvey personality.

by aelm22 October 18, 2016