clownsizing

A stupid action regarding company layoffs of personnel. First seen in use by Jim Borgman, editorial cartoonist for The Cincinnati Enquirer.

Management thought it would save money, but the clownsizing just means the few of us left are working 60-hour weeks, too exhausted to think coherently.

by Barbara Pinzka September 2, 2005

Clownshoes

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.

Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.

by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016

clownshoes

Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.

These subway prices are clownshoes.

That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.

by Tim September 8, 2003

Clownscape

A term used to classify plane of existence that we seem to have merged with, the Clownscape was documented by scientists and researchers, believed to be an anomaly caused by the manifestation of raw incomprehensible rhetoric regarding the sociopolitical and economic atmosphere of the current times. The Clownscape seems to be a reality in which its populous believes the existence of a multiple genders and social pronouns, the nonsensical normalization of obesity, and where major corporations are run by clown like entities. Initially, discovery of the Clownscape, code-named; Funhouse was kept secret from the general public as a means to allow for the gradual continued merging between its reality and ours. Now that the merge seems to have gone out of control, its existence has been revealed.

An article that reads, "Student Says There Are Only Two Genders And Finds Himself Expelled Shortly Afterward"
the appropriate response to which could be, "Welcome to the Clownscape, bitchtits."

by RadicalDumpster July 11, 2019

clownshoes

a noun that is rather dumb, stupid and/or goofy. also somthing big, red and size 34.

that nigga is straight clown shoes.

rob - lets go drink a 40 of O.E.

Jake - fuck O.E., that shits straight clownshoes.

rob - c'mon dude.

Jake - I'm lookin at somthin big, red and size 34

by 518 Lake Boys BLC January 22, 2006

Clownsuit

In World of Warcraft, when your character has a lot of mismatched gear. Mainly done because the stats on the mismatched gear are better than the stats of gear that would otherwise match.

Yeah, my clownsuit looks kind of weird all together. But check out my DPS.

by WOW what? August 13, 2011

clownskin

Lamer than the entire clown. You are the shell of the clown. Not even a full clown. Basically a term used to describe someone who is a complete lame ass.

What a fuckin clownskin!

What's up clownskin?

Damn clownskin..what the fuck were you thinking?!?!?

by Brian Ohhnugget January 3, 2007