Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013

dragon clutch

(Verb) To totally grip a male's genatalia from behind, whilst lifting the male into the air. Should be accompanied by loudl announcing "Dragon Clutch".

Whilst walking through the town, Jacques used the Dragon Clutch on Tom.

by Smith83 July 30, 2017

Come in clutch

When someone comes in at a time with something that u rlly needed

Dr.Nezzie better come in clutch with the 2 hour delay tmr

by Gcmshater December 18, 2019

clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.

The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?

by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006

much in the clutch

When someone is perfect under pressure when it really matters.

Dwayne Wade was much in the clutch when he made the buzzer beater 3 to win the game

by s-dog freeland May 16, 2011

pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

by Emdeecee January 3, 2008

pearl-clutcher

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.

Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.

by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018