the most smelly guy you will ever meet. when he walks past you, the scent of him will not leave your nose and with physically hurt your nostrils. if you ever come across a nezzie run away, especially if his first name is cole
nezzie smells so fucking bad
by pseudlym June 8, 2022
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I hate nezzies.
I've never met a nezzie I liked.
Oh, you play a nezzie, riight.
I broke my guitar at the gig, and had to play a nezzie instead.
I've never met a nezzie I liked.
Oh, you play a nezzie, riight.
I broke my guitar at the gig, and had to play a nezzie instead.
by surroundsound5000 October 18, 2008
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by NEZZIESCREATOR November 23, 2023
Get the Nezzie mug.Dirty Malaysian ho with Daddy issues, the Nezzie prefers to seduce her prey through horizontal moaning. Always seeking approval despite being talented and not ugly. She inevitably consumes her lovers through passionate debate. A Nezzie has never lost an argument.
Lover of enemas and pussy, whether it be cats or clitoris. She has a massive spiritual cock though, so be warned you lil dick mofuckas.
Approach the nezzie with caution. The ones with red hair are extra hot but extremely venomous. Symptoms start with nausea and constipation followed by a desire to create art at random at night. The victim will die of obsession unless they meet the love of their life. Nezzies stalk their prey and proceed to never let them go and throw them against the wall.
Their hair makes them look bigger than they truly are. Nezzie are known to sniff bicycles seats, unless told otherwise. Nezzies don't kill their partner after mating but drive them insane forcing them to love buzz headed blonde slags who think they're so hot.
Nezzies have the most beautiful hair and outshine all dem hos. They suffocate their enemies via big pink clouds of BO before fading away into the ether. Nezzies are elusive creatures and one has never been captured despite many attempts. Encounters with Nezzies typically result in love followed by slow painful death.
Lover of enemas and pussy, whether it be cats or clitoris. She has a massive spiritual cock though, so be warned you lil dick mofuckas.
Approach the nezzie with caution. The ones with red hair are extra hot but extremely venomous. Symptoms start with nausea and constipation followed by a desire to create art at random at night. The victim will die of obsession unless they meet the love of their life. Nezzies stalk their prey and proceed to never let them go and throw them against the wall.
Their hair makes them look bigger than they truly are. Nezzie are known to sniff bicycles seats, unless told otherwise. Nezzies don't kill their partner after mating but drive them insane forcing them to love buzz headed blonde slags who think they're so hot.
Nezzies have the most beautiful hair and outshine all dem hos. They suffocate their enemies via big pink clouds of BO before fading away into the ether. Nezzies are elusive creatures and one has never been captured despite many attempts. Encounters with Nezzies typically result in love followed by slow painful death.
by Made_in_aidan June 13, 2024
Get the Nezzie mug.Nezie is a type of person who keeps to herself a lot but she can be social when she wants. She only opens up to people she has a special bond with. She is know for always making people have a laugh. Nezie loves being crazy and is very tough she can throw trash cans at you! She doesn't let anyone get to her and if you piss her off all hell will break loose. Stay on her good side and you'll get to hear her sing Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani
by Littlelui7576 May 3, 2018
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For sure my Nigga's we will be staying here tonight, alright!
For sure my Nigga's we will be staying here tonight, alright!
by Wigga_Hater January 1, 2004
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