cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 12, 2009

cloth talk

Conversations about serious business between two moguls.

Dj khaled and diddy are about to have some serious cloth talk about their next business ventures.

by Alecito August 2, 2016

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"

1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010

Cheese Cloth

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.

Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

clothes

the most pointless thing ever, but you gotta wear them anyways. usually for protection from the cold weather but also to keep the creeps away from looking at you

Hey, put on some clothes before people stare at you like creeps.

by edgymofo December 12, 2021

Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

by k3fernan May 31, 2010

cloth alert

Also known as "Special Cloth Alert".

A phrase coined by DJ Kahled which is used to notify people that something special is about to happen. Tends to be related to the phrase "Cut from a different cloth" which shows how whatever object is being referred to stands out above the rest.

CLOTH ALERT: We got the brand new Kobe's straight out of the box.
CLOTH ALERT: Stay tuned for what's going on in our business, because it's bout to be big!

by dbjallday October 6, 2016