Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

by Kal-El August 8, 2003

clogans froth

Words used when what is truly needed to say is inappropriate; also used when no other words can describe the situation.

"Clogans Froth! (Oh shit!) I just fell for the invisible staple again"

"Go Clogans that Froth"

"Your clogans froth smells like vinegar!"

by Poop Crew October 7, 2012

Clognozzle

The dry bit of lotion that hangs to the tip of the bottle's nozzle

Dude, your bottle has a huge clognozzle

by Grcu November 6, 2015

clopen

To work shifts where you do a closing shift and then the next day an opening shift.

Person 1: What's your work schedule this weekend?

Person 2: I have a clopen. I work closing shift on saturday (2:30pm-11pm) and then open on sunday (7am-3:30pm).

by fullofjoy20 May 9, 2009

Cogent

Cogent - v. the extreme displeasure to those in use 2. intolerable connectivity upon mission-critical tasks

by anthonyc May 2, 2003

cogent

A purveyor of low-priced, low-quality, ghetto Internet bandwidth (IP transit).

"The cheapest hosting shops all run Cogent."

by vgill January 23, 2005

Clopen

When working in the bar industry you have to close in the evening and re open in the morning.

You get out of work after a night shift, leaving the bar at 3- 4am in the morning, having to be back at the bar again the next day to open. Good old clopen.

by jenn_bella June 23, 2010