put it on the clock

To put it on the scale (usually drugs).

Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!

by Catmac821 January 24, 2016

cock it off

verb. To blow something off, fuck it off, to intentionally not do something important.

"Do the job, don't cock it off."

by B. Briggs December 15, 2008

Click it Down

closing up shop sexually, to cease and desist sexual behaviors

Girl, you don't want to do what i did, you don't want to have no baby at 14. What you need to do is CLICK IT DOWN!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

Cock It

To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong

Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

cock it up

to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)

Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"

by fux0red February 20, 2009

cock it

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.

Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"

by Meredith March 15, 2005

Sock it & Cock it

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound

"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."

by Simon Clayden September 22, 2007