its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.

Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

Clock-fucked

When one appears, acts, and walks as if they had been fucked for 24 hour straight.

Hi Veronica, you look clock-fucked!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

clickfucked

When you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else.

I was on Buzzfeed and I went to click on that article, "I got botox in my vagina and it changed my life" then the page shifted and I was clickfucked into looking at 49 wardrobe malfunctions that would shock me.

by Mr Fantastic® January 13, 2017

cluckfuck

Avoiding or refraining from performing a requested task that appears unpleasant.

A person thought to be moronic and doesn't do what is asked.

Stop cluckfucking around and put on the shirt I asked you too.

He's such a cluckfuck because he won't wear the shoes I bought him.

by The Garage January 20, 2024

cluckfuck

A person usually an individual with low self esteem who uses sarcasm and assholeness to cope with the fuckin fact they are just a shitty person.

Don’t let that cluckfuck make you feel bad about yourself

by anonymous March 18, 2024

cluckfuck

A person usually with low self esteem who uses sarcasm and mean spirited asshole tendencies to cope with the fact they are actually a shitty person

Don’t let that cluckfuck make you feel bad about yourself

by anonymous March 18, 2024

cluckfuckery

(n.) (of a person or group of people) utterly moronic or chaotic shenanigans, usually involving confusion, like how a chicken would behave if it had no idea what was going on

Person 1: "Guys, look at the cluckfuckery going on over there"
Person 2: "I know, those people can't paint for the life of them. How can paint even go up to the ceiling like that?"
Person 3: "They got paint everywhere besides the actual fucking canvas"

by CrystallizedQuartz January 12, 2025