Chatsturbation

1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.

In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.

by PJ Ork August 24, 2008

Classterbation

When one gets the sudden urge to bust a nut midway through class. Normally applicable when there is a sexy female in the area.

Student 1: Hey man, did you see that new girl? she was wearing a skirt and i classterbated after i saw her!
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.

by NutBustah April 13, 2011

classturbator

Classtubator is a student that masturbates in class, Male or Female

Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR

by king classier April 23, 2014

classterbation

Masterbating with the pinky out.

I was at a high brow function and classterbation was in order.... Masterbation with the pinky out!

by Jujuwee May 7, 2017

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee May 21, 2011

classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.

jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!

by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009

Classterbating.

To jack off in class, if you go to a LAP TOP school, and you sit in the back, have a party!

When you shake your dick in class, to a porno on your laptop, its Classterbating.

by TiGGLE BiDDY March 10, 2010